Life as a... Banana. a banana with a... Brain.

Doofus walked about, and noticed a person extending their hand towards him. He skittered away hurridly screaming, "God Dangit I'm alive leave me alone!"

Rosetta batted her eys at Doofus, and Wink "What are you doing here darling?" She asked, Gussying up her hat.

Lolita watched from the corner of the room as Rosetta, the very hot banana, flirted with the other banana. She felt jealousy because she wish she had the courage to flirt with the male banana. She glared at Rosetta's back, hoping she would take notice. =)

Dofus looked back at Rosetta. "Huh?" He said, in a monotone voice. He looked at Rosetta and Lolita, and wondered why there were living talking bananas, but then he remembered he himself was a living talking banana.

" ay yi yi! " Roseeta said shaking her head. Roseeta decided to catch up on her beauty rest. She layed on her exspensive silk cot, hanging inside the the fruit bowl, in which she caleed her home. She thought about Doofus being such an idiot, and soon dozed off into unconsciousness. She was sudfdenly woken by a clammy hand touching the top of her head, trying to get a grip. She scurried to edge until the large hand gave up, and left her home.

Name: Ommie
Appearance: Rotten Banana
Personality: Stupid!
Gender: Male



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"I AM A BANANA!"

Doofus stumbled up to ommie. "You stink!" he said, and ran into ommie.

"Heheheeh. I know I stink. I haven't taked a baff in twenty-eleventy-twelve days." Ommie said, pushing Doofus away.

"Huh?" Doofus said, and sat there thinking about what number twenty-eleventy-twelve was. He then forgot what he was thinking about and turned his attention to the girl bananas, smiling a strange crooked smile. He poked at Ommie and pointed at Roseeta. "Ahwagah." He said, because his tiny brain couldnt process her beauty and talking at the same time.